Friday, April 24, 2020

The economy is so bad that ......

The economy is so bad that...
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
 Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
 I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
 McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
 Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
 Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
 A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
 A picture is now only worth 200 words.
 When Bill and Hillary Clinton travel together, they now have to share a room.
 The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Lastly - "I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. I called the suicide hotline and got a call center in Afghanistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck."

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